I just had a dream that I was Gomez Addams and my wife was Morticia, only we were them early in their marriage, pre-kids and we lived in a lighthouse.
And that was pretty great itself, but the coolest thing in the dream was that we had matching tattoos, i had Morticias name written in huge elaborate gothic caligraphy accoss my entire torso. Whereas morticia had a small and graceful “G” on the inside of one wrist. And if thats not the most in character thing…
Sick brain says: “… does fire have weight?”
Husband is chemist and he says the gases that react to make the fire have weight, but the fire itself is energy and therefore does not have weight as we measure it.
cold medicated brain thanks mister indigo for his service
Imagine fighting at the battle of hogwarts and you turn to your left and see a muggleborn duelling a death eater, then the death eater disarms the muggleborn but then they pull out a gun and the death eaters starts laughing because “hahaha muggle technology could never kill me how cute” but then the muggleborn shoots them then BYE BYE DEATH EATER and the muggleborn starts running around hogwarts shooting all the death eaters
I want this movie!!!
I always said the rifle was faster than the wand with a greater range.
I swear to god the knowledge of guns existing was my biggest obstacle in enjoying a Harry Potter film
Right? The amount of waiving around a wand and it’s still line of sight. A wizard is still vulnerable to bullets, explosions, traps, gas, spikes…… These wizards, if they got uppity and invaded the human world, would be expecting middle ages earth and would just get rolled by a platoon of the 101st.
Platoon? Six hillbillies and a cow.
False one angry moon shining making red neck on his lawnmower.
@cazador-red with an axe made from a circular saw blade and bisons thighbone, and a revolver from 1943.
So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”
We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.
Here’s the recipe:
1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.
3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.
One package of yeast.
a party balloon.
The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.
Let’s begin:
Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.
Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.
Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.
Trust me. You’re going to want it
Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.
You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.
They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.
I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast
Stick that in that honey water.
Stick your honey in some hot water.
Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.
Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.
Put the water in the honey too.
Shake the sin out of it.
Put that stuff back in the big bitch.
Shake the sh*t outta it.
Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.
Shank a balloon with a pin.
Add your yeasty honey water.
Balloon it.
Label it.
If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.
And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.
Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.
Update:
Boozification has begun.
Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.
Good post.
Who the hell are you to tell your sentient trad mead what to think?
I’m it’s creator. I have deemed racism to be sin.
bitch…omg
omfg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
this is a carwash for people
I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room
You fucker
I can’t see him but I just feel his energy
I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass
This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.
rayquaza: it is my eternal duty to keep the peace and prevent pointless fighting between the legendary pokemon
deoxys: hi
rayquaza:
catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
I’M FLIPPING THROUGH THIS BOOK OF OLD STAR WARS TRADING CARDS AND.
MARK HAMILL LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED THAT LUKE IS GEORGE LUCAS’ SELF INSERT. ITS CANON.
“my character was really george”
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, “REY IS A MARY SUE” NECKBEARDS?
I’m always amazed when people don’t realise that a character called Luke S. is a self insert by Lucas.
